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Fun with Careerbuilder

Fun with Careerbuilder

I am reliably informed by an email I received via Careerbuilder that I am “perfectly fit” for a position as a warehouse associate. As I have always aspired to be a warehouse associate, I read on. I was really excited because there didn’t seem to be any impediment: I’m a US citizen, I am WAY over 21, and I know how to use email. Very exciting!

But then I saw it, and I can’t think that I really have this ability:
Can you deposit more than 2 cubic metres indoor?

Oh, the tragedy. I don’t think I am able to deposit more than 2 cubic meters. Maybe outdoor, but not indoor.